-- Tune: As for "Eagles Fly High in Mobile"
You can do it with warm apple pie
You can do it with warm apple pie,
If the pie is too hot,
A scald's what you've got,
You can do it with warm apple pie.
You can do it with holes in the ground,
You can do it with holes in the ground,
Just piss on the sod,
Bore a hole with corn cob,
You can do it with holes in the ground.
You can bore out a hole in a melon,
You can bore out a hole in a melon,
It's cold and it's wet,
But it's all you will get,
You can bore out a hole in a melon.
You can do it with warm apple pie
You can do it with warm apple pie,
If you don't let it cool,
You'll get burns on your tool,
You can do it with warm apple pie.
Oh the Welsh, they will do it with sheep,
Oh the Welsh, they will do it with sheep,
They will mark it with "X",
If it kicks during sex,
Oh the Welsh, they will do it with sheep.
If you're fishing, then go for a skate,
If you're fishing then go for a skate,
Her hole looks like a snatch,
And it smells like one, natch,
If you're fishing, then go for a skate.
You can try it with knot holes in wood,
You can try it with knot holes in wood,
Tree, fence, privy door -
You'll get splinters for sure,
You can try it with knot holes in wood.
You can do it with all types of squash,
You can do it with all types of squash,
Melon, marrow or pumpkin,
Bore a hole then get humping,
You can do it with all types of squash
Half a pound of warm liver will do,
Half a pound of warm liver will do,
Wrap it right round your gland,
Hold it tight with both hands,
Half a pound of warm liver will do.
You can come with a bag full of maggots,
You can come with a bag full of maggots,
Or a bucket of worms,
Thrust away as they squirm,
You can come with a bag full of maggots.
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